A Rich Man and Heaven

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you."
The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.
The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him.

The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.
Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter.
Seeing the suitcase St. Peter says,
"Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"

But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying,
"You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."

St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims,
"You brought pavement?!!!"

 Source: www.funny-stuff-central.com

Medical Problem

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" 

Source: www.onlyfunnystories.com

A Receipt For Happiness

BEGIN the day with smiling eyes ;
Pursue the day with smiling lips;
Through clouds perceive the smiling skies
Up where the smiling sunbeam trips.

Let smiling thoughts within your mind
Drive gloom and cold despair apart,
And promptings of a genial kind
Keep ever growing in your heart.

Meet trouble with a cheery mien,
Be jovial in the face of care
He routs all mischief from the scene
Who greets it with a jocund air

by: John Kendrick 

Bling... Bling...

Gak matre, tapi kalo ditawarin ini sih ngiler juga guee.. heheheheheeee...

perempuan mana yang gak mau ??? ngakuuu... !!!!

Missing Someone

Badan udah gak enak, kepala gue pusing banget.... 1 butir paracetamol ternyata gak nampol juga. Finally i took 3 of them, sambil berharap kalo paginya gue masih bisa bangun.

2 hours since i took the pills, and masih juga gak bisa tidur, yang ada kepala gue tambah sakit. Dah kayak zombi, mata gue udah moker abiiiisss tapi gak bisa merem juga.

Ntah apa yang bisa bikin gue tidur dan akhirnya terbangun lagi karena denger suara itu. Suara yang udah lama banget hilang.... *lebih tepatnya menghilang tanpa alasan yang jelas..*, suara yang sangat gue kenal dan gak mungkin bisa hilang dari memori gue.. :(

Shiiiittt !!!!, Ngapain harus nongol dengan cara ini sih ????... its 3 am in the morning, damn you !!!

Tears falling down with no reason, just felt the anger inside me.... Anger coz' of missing you, missing you alot when i needed you the most. And when I saw you on Facebook, I knew then that you are happy now..

Bos Selalu Benar Euuyyy...

beberapa hari yang lalu...

Bos:    Sar, jangan pernah pake warna kuning untuk bikin bagan ya !. 
          Tidak terlihat kalo di Print out..
Gue:   Ok, noted..

hari ini,

Bos:   Sar, tolong bagan yang kemarin kamu print-out ya, big bos mau lihat.
         Lalu data tambahan dikasih warna kuning..

seinget gue, si bos bilang jangan pernah pake warna kuning yaa ???.. katanya kali di print out gak keliatan,..... lalu dari pada kerja 2 kali dan letak printer itu gak di deket gue then gue gak bikin warna kuning sesuai mau si bos, gue bikin dengan warna hitam seperti biasa. pas gue kasi hasil print outnya ke bos...

Bos:   kenapa ini gak dibikin warna kuning ?!!??!!!... *dengan gas pol abis...*
Gue:  Loh, kan ibu sendiri yang bilang kalo jangan pake warna kuning karena gak akan 
         terlihat di print out-annya ???, *sambil bingung ngeliatin bos and pengen nye-kek
         dia...* 
Bos:   itu kan kemarin, kalo hari ini saya suruh pake warna kuning, ya pake warna kuning
         jangan ngebantah  !!!!!


Beuuuuhhhhh.....!!!!! gubraakkkzzzz !!!!! salah maning-salah maning...

Life Inspire

From Anonymous

sometime at the end of this day

gak tau siapa yang salah, atau memang gue yang gak bisa menyesuaikan diri gue sampai gue harus mendengar kata-kata kasar itu SETIAP HARI karena hal yang gak jelas sama sekali dan gue tidak bisa mempertanyakan hal itu karena gue cuma KACUNG KAMPRET ditempat ini ????...


Again, Ntah lah...



Gue masih meyakini, semua jenis hubungan punya dasar yang sama, demikian juga dengan hubungan dengan manusia-manusia di kantor tempat gue kerja. 2 taon lebih sepertinya sudah cukup buat gue untuk ambil keputusan, apakah gue mau terus berada di lingkungan seperti ini atau cabut dari semua ini.

newbie

itu gue.. baru di dunia blog. Walaupun dulu gue punya kebiasaan untuk selalu menulis pada sebuah buku yang disebut diary, gak menjamin kalo gue akan bisa untuk memperindah blog gue ini...

ntah lah, liat nanti ajahh..